I didn’t have anytime this years so while unpacking every college idot, I had the movie channel rolling. here is what I learned

thirteen going on thirty: kiss the fat kid, he becomes hot photographer 

The social network: I need to be cooler and smarter. Because if you don’t you end up getting 6th place in the Bejing Olympics. Also don’t be a douche bag because you’ll end up with a billion dollars and have no girls like you.

Billboard Dad: never turn to the family movie channel just because spice world is playing, cause this is what comes on next.

I am Number four: bag hats are still in

The door in the floor: The Big Lebowski did other movies, there are too many euphemisms for vagina, and track boys are gentle